Savage Beach (1989)
Last Watch Date - August 30, 2026
Total Times Watched - Once
Comments
First there was Malibu Express. Then there was Hard Ticket to Hawaii. THEN! there was Picasso Trigger. LET'S CONTINUE THIS SERIES!
This movie had 4 women without shirts on about 6 minutes in. Why? I'm not entirely sure. There was another scene of "let's get these wet clothes off" while they were flying in a thunderstorm in a tiny Cessna 172P. So .. uhh.. HEY when they land, they at least take all of their clothes off and go frolicking in the ocean. That's a STORY, my friends.
While this movie claims to be part of the TRIPLE B series, it really doesn't have much of the bullets and bombs. There are a couple explosions (and a nice one-liner), but for the most part, this movie is watching people walk around looking for stuff. There's a dude on an island SINCE 1943 who is looking at the women. The women are walking around looking for the dude. It's worth mentioning here that the women do not know the dude or that there is a specific dude at all. They were spear fishing in dive suits, which obviously they carry in their plane at all times, when they saw tracks in the sand. Then there are OTHER dudes looking for buried treasure. And even MORE dudes looking for THOSE dudes.
Do they make a metal detector that can find a single interesting thing about this movie?
The savage part of the beach seems to be referring to the slaughter of American soldiers who washed up back in the 40s. Or how they are all turning "primal" because they're .. on an island?
They try to shoehorn some DOUBLE CROSSING and other silliness in but it makes no sense at all. At one point, these American dudes tie up the titular (TITS, DO YOU GET IT) "babes" and after they're freed by Island Man™, they catch up with the Americans and .. give them guns. Because they're all Americans, you see. I can't know how to hear anymore about Americans.
I wish I could write more about this but it's such a bizarre, empty movie that I'm not sure what else there is TO write.
Recommended?
No. No, I would not recommend this.