Jaws 3 (1983)

Last Watch Date - September 5, 2021
Total Times Watched - A few


You may have also heard of this movie as "Jaws 3-D" so you know exactly what you're going to get here. It's horrible. Instead of being up North in Amity, we're now in Florida for a NEW water park! But don't worry, we're following the Brody children here. I guess even Roy Schneider had enough after Super Big Guy 2. How did they get Dennis Quaid for this?

So now take everything awful about Chaws 2 and make it somehow worse, but ALSO add in corny ass 3D camera work. Oh, and make the shark even worse looking somehow. I have a very distinct memory of seeing this as a kid and thinking the shark was the size of Texas. He is quite large, but maybe only like Wyoming large. It's a bunch of silliness and this time the shark explodes. USA! USA! In fairness, there are a couple ok water park scenes.


Again, do not watch this. Unless you're a Super Big Guy completionist. I hope you're not.

2 Grenades out of 10

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