Screamboat (2025)
Last Watch Date - Sep 13, 2025
Total Times Watched - Once
Comments
Steamboat Willie is public domain, so they were FORCED to make a horror movie about it. Except it has nothing to do with the Steamboat Willie you know of like at all. I'm not actually sure it has a story. It was much longer than you'd think having no story!
Since there isn't really a story, I can't spoil anything for you. Let me take a moment to appreciate how, in an age of people being "Anti-DEI" and "Anti-Woke", this movie took the brave step of having a FEMALE cobbler/ratologist. That takes guts. Speaking of guts, you're going to want to eat something, you've definitely got low blood sugar.
I watched this with some BUDS online, which means we all got the movie, got on an audio conference, queued it up, and then hit play at the same time. That was more thought and coordination than they took in making this movie.
They highlight the producers of Terrifier 2 and 3 I think to give you some idea that there will be gore. There IS gore in this, but it's not as ridiculous as Terrifier. Actually now that I think of it, it has the same amount of story as Terrifier. I fell for it.
The acting in this is porn dialogue bad and it's loaded with Disney references. Probably more than I recognized as I am a normal adult who isn't obsessed with weird kid's movies and parks. If you DO love Disney, you probably won't like this movie but maybe you'll catch more references than me.
Recommended?
If you're watching it with some buds, sure. It's NOT good, but it will probably make you laugh a few times. Sometimes out of disbelief, sometimes out of confusion! Please eat something before your blood sugar gets low.
