Horror

Death Spa (1988)

Last Watch Date - October 4, 2025
Total Times Watched - Once

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What do you do when you want to make a horror movie about ghosts, but also double-crossing your friend, but also a little corporate sabotage and hacking? You make THIS MOVIE!

This movie is a mix of ridiculous violence, crazy effects, wild plot that makes ZERO sense, and .. romance? YES ROMANCE. You ever feed a slightly soft asparagus to a blind girl? Then rub it on her chin after? I guess you could say it's erotic in a way.

There are also dance sequences that apparently last for days. The people were wearing the same suits the whole time, but in the meantime days had passed and new characters entered (and exited... BY DEATH). Tireless dedication to the craft.

There's a post-seminary doctor of ... ghostology? who has an amazing gun that will blow you away. 

Again, this movie makes no sense at all.

Recommended?

Watch it with some friends, but be careful of letting your girl hang around spa owners.

7 Unrecognizable Ashes out of 10