Last Watch Date – September 19, 2021
Total Times Watched – Tons. Too many probably.
This movie is pretty famous for how bad it is, but it has a cult following. There is definitely some so-bad-it’s-good to it, but you really have to be in the mood for it. If you’re not, it can be quite a slog to get through. The acting is possibly some of the worst I’ve ever seen. The script was written by a guy who didn’t natively speak English, yet also wouldn’t take criticism on what would be a more natural line. What do you think that gives you for dialogue? Oh, Elliott, It T’will be wonderful! Yeah, “It T’will” — which is like it it will? There’s a lot of weird grandpa stuff here where he only shows up to the youngest, but disappears so that his family thinks he’s nuts. Also a dance break from the daughter for .. some reason? A sexy popcorn segment is possibly the cherry on top of this shit sundae. Or is it a double-decker bologna sandwich? I’m not sure. Why are these goblins vegan anyway? And why is this movie called Troll 2 when there are no trolls?
Have you seen it? If so, you know what you’re getting. Otherwise, I think you’re probably ok to skip it. Maybe watch it once just to know what the hype is about.