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VelociPastor (2017)

Last Watch Date – October 23, 2020
Total Times Watched – 1

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Do you like awful movies? What about when they are awful on purpose? I won’t ruin some of the gags in this movie, but I’ll say that the dinosaur costume is absurd. Is it a hunchback? Is it paper? What is up with the Christian Ninjas? The plot is as absurd as the dinosaur costume. I am more of a fan of bad movies that don’t realize they’re bad. This one knows what it is and plays it up.

Recommended?

You REALLY have to like purposely bad movies. That’s all I’ll say.

Rating – 2 Vfx out of 10