Last Watch Date – August 29, 2020
Total Times Watched – One
Pretty cheesy slasher. The ending was funny. The whodunnit was not very hard to figure out. Just remember to keep your tops ON, ladies. Otherwise you can end up on someone’s pickaxe. Valentine’s Day is an interesting choice for a horror movie, but I guess that’s why they chose it. Remember when towns had dances? They were dying out by the time I was in high school, but I still can’t imagine being as psyched about it as those people were.
Someone who has already seen and enjoyed a bunch of 80s slashers. There’s nothing new in this, it’s pretty trope-y. If you really hate Valentine’s Day, maybe that’s a bonus. Or miners?